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text[number++] = "All rights reserved."
text[number++] = "Hail Xenu!"
text[number++] = "FNORD"
text[number++] = "The answer is 42."
text[number++] = "Who the fuck is Alice?"
text[number++] = "Miks sulla on toi tutti suussa?"
text[number++] = "The monkeys are listening"
text[number++] = "There is no dark side of the Moon really. As a matter of fact it's all dark."
text[number++] = "The force will be with you, always."
text[number++] = "Anata no ketsu wa kusa da oyobi ore wa shibakariki da."
text[number++] = "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
text[number++] = "Your hand will never leave you"
text[number++] = "The things you own end up owning you."
text[number++] = "Try. Fail. Repeat."
text[number++] = "Abort? Retry? Fail?"
text[number++] = "Does not compute."
text[number++] = "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
text[number++] = "Mel Costa"
text[number++] = "Who wants to live forever?"
text[number++] = "Don't kick the baby."
text[number++] = "K'n'P all night long!"
text[number++] = "This is not the greatest song in the world. This is just a tribute."
text[number++] = "I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail."
text[number++] = "I've been down so goddamn long, that it looks like up to me."
text[number++] = "When I allow it to be, it has no control over me. I have my fears, but they do not have me."
text[number++] = "In any other world you could tell the difference."
text[number++] = "And I find it kinda funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I ever had."
text[number++] = "Come on baby, light my fire!"
text[number++] = "It's a long way to the top, if you want to rock and roll."
text[number++] = "What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?"
text[number++] = "The problem is credibility."
text[number++] = "The past is a foreign country. They do things differently there."
text[number++] = "Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun."
text[number++] = "As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me."
text[number++] = "Call me Ishmael."
text[number++] = "As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect."
text[number++] = "Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates."
text[number++] = "We lead, others follow."
text[number++] = "One hundred thousand killer satellites, a teraton of antimatter."
text[number++] = "Beyond the wall of light, beyond the reach of speed; there smoke the mirrors above eternity, there lives the darkness that binds us"
text[number++] = "Thanatos-6, marshy ground, drop squad seven-fiver calling in, strength eight, mission parametres clear."
text[number++] = "How many roads must a man walk down? Forty-two."
text[number++] = "Pies does matter."
text[number++] = "The majority is always wrong."
text[number++] = "Dee-dee-deh, di-dee-dee-deh, dee-dee-deh, di-deh."
text[number++] = "The silence was deafening."
text[number++] = "All is lost. Todo está perdido. Allt är förlorat. Alles is verloren. Kaikki on menetetty."
text[number++] = "I think we can put our differences aside. For science. You monster."
text[number++] = "Hostile people live in a hostile world. Loving people live in a loving world. Same world."
text[number++] = "Now get the hell out of our galaxy!"
text[number++] = "It all ends."
text[number++] = "May the force be with you, always."
text[number++] = "I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone."
text[number++] = "Requiescat in pace."
text[number++] = "Laa shay'a waqui'n moutlaq bale kouloun moumkine."
text[number++] = "You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!"
text[number++] = "Better call Saul!"
text[number++] = "Caelum non animum mutant qui trans mare currunt."
text[number++] = "Vi går och slåss mot tomtar som har invaderat vårt kära hemland. Men gissa vad, nu ska vi slakta kossor."
text[number++] = "010011110110111000100000011001000110100101110011011101000110000101101110011101000010000001110011011010000110111101110010011001010111001100101110"
text[number++] = "120154145141163145040142165171040155171040155165163151143056"
text[number++] = "The square root of rope is string."
text[number++] = "I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on!"
text[number++] = "Tobias was a never-nude. Which is exactly what it sounds like."
text[number++] = "-We're just kind of thrown by the you-having-sex-with-Spike. -The who-whatting-how-with-huh?"
text[number++] = "Plop."
text[number++] = "Plop. Plop."
text[number++] = "Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop."
text[number++] = "Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop. Plop."
text[number++] = "That's a weird place for a horn.......... That's not a horn."
text[number++] = "BB has always stood for Breaking Bad. I've no idea what you're talking about."
text[number++] = "Winter is coming."
text[number++] = "Winter is coming. But not today."
text[number++] = "Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name."
text[number++] = "I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things."
text[number++] = "And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon."
text[number++] = "Part One: In which Logan pisses off a panda."
text[number++] = "Diseased: voisin siis jopa sanoa, että phann.org parempi biisin tunnistaja ku midomi.com, eikä tarvinnu ees humista mikkiin kuin ääliö"
text[number++] = "Smells like a pretty horse."
text[number++] = "Who the fuck is Justin Beaver?"
text[number++] = "Things. Secret things. They're coming."
text[number++] = "I do feel incredibly blessed to have the friends I have. I love you guys."
text[number++] = "Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you all!"
text[number++] = "Once more with feeling: fuck YOU, fuck YOU and FUCK YOU ALL!"
text[number++] = "If I have a record release party, shall I call it a phann orgy?"
text[number++] = "In 1945 the nazis went to the moon. In 2018 they're coming back."


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